January is finally over, and you’d be forgiven for thinking it had lasted several years. This week in the Scary Mommy Confessional, you’ll find everything from cheating spouses to parents secretly playing hooky from work just to get a little peace and quiet. Hey, whatever it takes! Read on for the full roundup.
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My daughter said I remind her of my own mom and that sh*t hurt
I feel I can’t vent to my friends bc they have more kids than me (I’m one & done)
Husband and I sleep in separate rooms and we love it!
Husband is gone for a week for work. I’m so excited for one less person to need me.
I really wonder if my husband has ever cheated on me.
I am so hot for my neighbor- hopefully my husband and his wife don’t notice
My personal trainer and I emotionally and physically connected, we’re both married
I can’t wait to quit my job since they keep reducing my maternity leave
My husband rarely changes poopy diapers and it has me SEETHING with rage.
I’m the black sheep of my family…and I love it!
Whenever my husband comes home from work I go to bed so I don’t have to hangout w/ him
I’m over the mom cliques at schools
I hate sharing a bathroom with my husband.
I love my kids dearly but I think they kinda ruin my sex life
I’m pregnant again and worried I made the wrong choice
I wish my husband would put his phone down
WHERE THE F*CK ARE ALL THE MOMS MAKING FRIENDS??? Tell me now